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Let s meet contestant number one
He s a skitsofrantic, serial killer clown
Who says, woman love his sexy smile
Let s find out if his charm will work on Sharon
Sharon, what s your question?

Contestant number one,
I believe first impressions last forever
So let s say you were to come over to my parent s house
And have dinner with me and my family
Tell me what you would do to make
That first impression really stick

Let s see, uh, well, I d have to think about it
I might show up in a tux, HA!, but I doubt it
I d probably just show up naked like I always do
And look your momma in the eye and tell her, FUCK YOU!!!
Hurry up bitch, I m hungry, I smell spaghetti
I d pinch her limpy ass and tell her, Get the food ready!
Your dad will probably start tripping and get me pissed
I d have to walk up and bust him in his fucking lips!
It s dinner time, we hearing grace from your mother
I pull a forty out and pour some for your little brother
I m steady staring at your sister, I ll tell you this
You know for only 13, she got some big tits
After that, your dad will try to jump again
And only this time, I d put the forty to his chin
After you mom does the dishes and the silverware
I d dry-fuck her till I nut in my underwear

Now, let s me contestant number two
He s a psychopathic, deranged, crackhead freak
Who works for the Dark Carnival
He says women call him stretch nuts
Sharon, let s hear your question

I like a man who s not afraid to show his true emotions
A man who expresses himself in his own special way
Number two, if you fell in love with me
Exactly how would you let me know?

First thing, I could never love you
You sound like a richie-bitch, yo, FUCK YOU!!!
But if I did, I d probably show you that I care
By taking all these other motherfuckers outta here
I d go through your phone book and whack em all
And find contestant number one and break his fucking jaw(what?!)
Anyone who looked at you, would have to pay
I d be blowing fucking nuggets off all day
I d grab your titties and stretch em down past your waist
Let em go, and watch em both spring up in your face
I d sing love songs to you, the best I can
Get you naked, and hit it like a CAVEMAN!!!
When we go to the beach and walk through the sand
I throw a little in your face and say, I m just playin
As you spit it all out, I d rub your back
And grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!

Well it sounds like contestant number two
Is just over-flowing with sensativity, Sharon
It s a tough choice so far
Sharon, let s have your last question and
See which one is going to win the rights to your neden

Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me atthe
same time. Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and whatwould
your pick up line be? Well, whoever s the smoothest wins!

Okay, first I d slide up to the bar
And tell you that I can t believe how fucking fat you are
I d tell that I like the way you make your titties shake
And if you lost a little weight, you d look like Rikki Lake!

Fuck that, you d be jacking me quick
I d order you a drink and stir it with my dick
And then to get your attention in the crowded place
I d simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face

Yeah, freak with your nuts, yo, that ll get her
Tell her that s she fat, yeah, that ll work even better
Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap
Shit, you don t want contestant number two
He s mad-wack

I walk into a barn and there he was
Standing up on a bucket, eww, trying to fuck it
It was a big fucking smelly, ass farm llama
Damn dawg! how you gonna diss your momma?!

I saw her standin?on her front lawn
Just twirlin?her baton
Me and her went for a ride sir
And ten innocent people died

From the town of lincoln, nebraska
With a sawed off .410 on my lap
Through to the badlands of wyoming
I killed everything in my path

I can t say that i t sorry
For the...

Milczysz, choć w każdym twoim geście słyszę krzyk
Milczysz, gdy nie wiesz jak powiedzieć mi - dusze się

Jeden krzyk - potrafi zmienić wszystko
Jeden krzyk - on może być powietrzem dla ciebie

Płaczesz, choć kolor twoich oczu zimny jak stal

Może krzyk - pomoże ci zapomnieć...

The throwing of your mental clothes wasn t ever your intention
The malady within your heart has no cure and prevention
There are those who move clouds
Those who move clouds
Heard it murmured in a far off crowd
Those who move clouds

Queen

You re looking at me
And I m looking at you
Through smokin mirrors in a club filled room
I dunno what you said
But I feel you know less
And none of this has to make sense

I-e-I ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
I could be your queen
Put me on my pedestal and
And dance...

Steven

(La, la, la, la, la, la)
(Oh-no uh-huh) 2x

Steven, you re such a fine guy.
You re really sweet I ll tell you
why. You are ...